I'm with you.
Obama loves America, just not as much as Giuliani loves 9/11
can't believe I wrote all those extra words
"I feel threatened now, which isn't fair. Sure she felt threatened, too, but it wasn't a real threat, which she had no way of knowing because I purposely made it look like a real threat. I don't understand!"
thing guy was doing barely happens to him, mind is changed, is victim now.
I have a theory about people who become wildly successful/famous on the level that Steve has achieved: their relationship with their past, pre-fame and success, is an either or proposition. Either they embrace it. Or they shed it like a snake sheds its skin, leaving it in the middle of the road, to dry up and blow…
This reminds me of the time I saw Lord of the Rings and then I started summoning giant walls of water to expel ring wraiths from Rivendell.
i feel like universal should just wash their hands of it all. Very publicly announce that directing, producing and starring in fifty shades darker will be EL JAMES. Then just relax because it could be 2 hours of a dancing turd and it'd still print money.
Damn, what happened to the rest of my post?
One day I was cutting up construction paper to make play soup. I didn't understand how scissors worked, just knew that they did. To test them out I pressed the blade as hard against my pointer finger as I could and... yup. Sliced it right open. Lol.
I just remembered this recently. When I was six I threw a brick in the air and let it fall on my head. I pretended that the brick fell off the wall in front of my grandparents' house. I just wanted attention...
When I was 5 or 6, we had some friends who kept a kosher diet, which was fascinating to me: they lived without bacon! I had no idea that Jewishness was anything but exotic and fascinating because I was a dumb culturally insensitive kid, so I did not understand why my mother was mortified when I announced, after…
genuinely so sad about harris wittels. i had no idea he was an addict and had gone to rehab twice. i know he was "the drug guy" but didn't think he had a problem. i remember in a podcast he said something about how he regrets doing so much ecstasy because he thought he'd be a much happier person. it was a comedy…
I love Mara Wilson. I want to make that official. Love.
"From the woman who loved you first."
Moms who get all creepy possessive over their sons is just fucking weird and strikes me as some reverse Oedipus complex where the Mom isn't getting enough romantic attention from the kid's father/her husband/or other romantic partner so is trying to get it from her kid. This Mom is like metaphorically pissing all over…
I need an emergency shade ruling!!
I live and work in MN. Today is the first day that's been above zero all week. My winter hat is an AMAZING Hobbes hat that my girlfriend crocheted for me.
As in, it has ears and looks like the top of Hobbes head and I AM HOBBES WHEN I WEAR IT.