Better yet a cartoon — Lizzie McGuire style.

I worked at Chuck E Cheese in highschool. Generally when a kid peed in the ball pit we would have to load the balls into a mesh bag, and toss it into the dishwasher. we would then clean the trampoline material floor of the ball pit with some kind of sanitizer. We would also occasionally get reports of poop in the…

When I was in 7th grade, my folks went to an adults-only wedding in Texas and left myself and my 2 younger siblings behind in Indiana with my aunt and uncle. One of the nights they were away was the night of my sister's 6th birthday, so my uncle took us to a Chuck E. Cheese-esque establishment. They had the same…

I've only ever had two bad experiences with D&B employees - one where I wanted to get 5 iPod Videos right when they came in, and was quoted a false policy that they were 1 per customer; a call to corporate set that straight very quickly.

The worst part of Chuckie E. Cheese is after. Oh, God, the after. I assumed I was in for an easy night. They had to be exhausted, right? No. Absolute pandefuckingmonium. There was crying, screaming, an attempt to exit a moving vehicle, violence and vomiting.

In high school, I worked at Discovery Zone, which was a lame version of Chuck E. Cheese, but we pretended it was like more educational or something. And more athletic. And had a lot more neon.

I used to work there. I was in charge of the ticket counter and cleaning the slide/tube system when someone peed, pooped, or puked in it, which was basically every day. The tubes were 105 degrees and the solution burned my eyes so bad. I would rather clean the tubes twice a day than work the ticket counter. There was…

Wow wow wow #TruffleGate #Who's #Side #Are #You #On

Wow Ellie wow you said I could have as many as I wanted and that you needed help!

That is not surprising to me considering the truffle fry situation

It is really quite annoying that this movie does not even have the decency to be a total shitshow. Basically everything I've seen has it in the 2 star/C range.

CORRECTION: I was not wasted, I'm just disgusting.

Will Smith says Jaden Smith only owns one pair of shoes. Very Humble. [Dlisted]

Dude hates Twilight more than most of us do

It is kind of hypocritical to post a tabloid story as a headline and then make fun of its claims in the story.

I'd like to not only thank God, but also Jesus, for that almighty ass.

This will be my one:

Worse: "Internet Commenter."