To be fair you can get a Grammy for just about anything.

Romantic horror movie???? you will get Grammy for that.

straight up just gasped at this photo. Just wow. Pants down around the ankle, is this a man thing? I'm thought men cover that up and only allow the smallest fragment of fly open as possible?

Um.

We're just a bunch of Baby Haterz.

CHRISTINA YOUR BABY WILL NEVER GROW UP BECAUSE IT IS MADE ENTIRELY OF SILICON AND ALL OF MY NIGHTMARES

"...and smile big and hold out my widdle hands and a kind man hands me four magazines..."

Ahh, that Scientific Phenomenon AKA "The Suri Effect" ... remember when her first pic dropped & the Internet broke 'cause we were convinced she was half Xenu, half Asian and half Old Father Hubbard?

I read "Summer Rain" and immediately started singing "Chocolate Raaain"... I dunno why. Don't judge me.

Most importantly, I love your screen name. I made that reference at work today and NO LOSER GOT IT.

I have a woman in my Facebook feed who is soft-focusing and photoshopping herself into an eerie resemblance to:

Isn't that the same fake baby from American Sniper?

Ah yes, pageant portraits — the uncanniest valley of them all. Hurrrrk.

This makes me so uncomfortable.

I've got her baby right here.

Looks like a case of obscene retouching.

ME TOO

I initially read this as "hotel hookups with llama," and now I'm sad that's not true.