Here's an update on what Kelsey's future holds, via MLive.com:
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Um. Can you not be raping me with the truth please? It hurts my braingina.
MIYAZAKI! (I have no real substance to add to this conversation so I'm going to fawn over your gifs instead.)
The verbal rape was God's will in order to produce a precious verbal baby. How dare you try to go against's God's plan for you!
Whoa whoa whoa, look I get that verbal rape might be some weapons grade toxic stupidity but Sean Hannity is like the EPA supersite of toxicly stupid comments.
She's like a bullshit dispenser. Here are some other things she has said in just the past few months:
The important question to ask here is if this was LEGITIMATE verbal rape or if it was just some verbal hussy wearing too short of a verbal skirt.
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The President mentioned historical facts about The Crusades! Run away! Run away!
Hey, silver lining!
No, if it really is verbal rape, the brain has the power to shut down any verbal rape pregnancy.
But Verbal Rape can make beautiful Verbal Rape Babies!
Star Parker is giving the angry white guys at Fox a verbal blow job. No matter how she sucks up to them, they'll still trash talk her and call her names behind her back.
Hands up if your sexual assault was a lot like hearing a speech at a prayer breakfast. Anyone?
Let me put it in context. Because I was in that room. And it was, frankly, the dumbest fucking thing anyone has said on Sean Hannity's show in the past five minutes. We weren't expecting it. Nobody wanted it. It was horrible to sit through. And afterwards we all felt like crap.
Dear Humanity,