I HATE THAT. you can just feeellll it moving

i was like >:( yes they are and then the rest happened and i was like that's my babe~

One of the great things about the Mirena is MAGICALLY NO MORE PERIODS!!!! That said, I did love "My BODY is squeezing chunks of my BODY out of my BODY."

Jokes about menstrual cycles are not funny. Period.

The part about her period being useless because she's a lesbian echoes my thoughts exactly. Like, it's so fucking pointless for me to have a period, it's not even funny. I almost feel like it shouldn't even pertain to me.

I just sneezed and got a fun panty favor

as someone who was just the victim of a surprise period attack ...

We'll get there. Blame Jessica Coen for encouraging me to "branch out" and "step outside your comfort zone."

Glad you enjoyed it. Everyone should see it. I've watched it so many times. It makes me feel so good. I watched it another two times today. Ha ha.

Actually, they need nutrition and healthcare BEFORE they're born too.

Rarely do I use "messing with food" stories — most of them aren't very entertaining. That one, both "my chicken BALLS" and the wink — especially the wink — made it wonderful for me.

THANK you. See? That's the best part of the whole thing. The wink is amazing.

Idk servers very rarely like conversations on busy nights.

I wish I was at this concert. I wish I was the meat in an Annie Lennox-David Bowie sandwich.

The ultra entitled asshole says, "Don't worry I have this," and throws down his card. I run the card drop the check and wait. As soon as they leave I pick up the check and look and he's left a $3 tip bringing the bill to $200. My manager asks if I'd like her to talk to them. I say no and follow them out.

A better ending to the last story would have been the owner/manager telling the crusty regular that unless he decided to start treating the staff with respect and tipping adequately, that he should get chicken fingers elsewhere.

No you asshole. You flat out said that women shouldn't have abortions if they're impregnated by their rapist because you think babies are precious. You only care about appearing like you give a shit about life, but you don't. It never occurred to you how psychologically damaging it could be for a woman to give birth…

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

I mean, if a woman who has been raped CHOOSES to go forward with the pregnancy, yes, of course, the child is still a person and as much a person as anyone else and can grow up to bring their mom/other family a lot of joy. But I am guessing that was not the context of his comment.

"I am sorry that anyone chose to interpret my statements as meaning exactly what I meant"