Saw this on Twitter and simply had to share with my Jezzies.

I think Rihanna looks like one of those crocheted dolls your great-aunt used to hide the spare toilet paper.

Yeah, I'm not getting the proportions at all. If you can make RIHANNA look stumpy and wide, something is wrong. Maybe this is just her saying "Fuck all y'all, I'm so hot, I can work a giant shower loofah"

I would also like to mention that under the stage lights, her wack makeup looks like she's actually in whiteface. Which in its own way would be hilarious/appropriate.

She looks like the knock-off Barbie on top of a Quinceanera cake.

I love the colour, I love the top, I love the pairing with the shoe colour but I am never, ever, ever going to be ok with a mini skirt with a balldress-skirt-curtain.

The flyaways on this Heidi hairdo were WACK on TV. I cackled because I am a mean-spirited bitch who was happy to see Igloo Australia looking basic as fuck tonight.

I went from fucking hating this dress when I first saw it to being won over by the styling and now I fucking love this look. It was an emotional roller coaster for me for like five minutes.

ITS REDNECK JESUS.

Kim stole Liberace's robe.

You really don't understand how much scaffolding and cinch she's got going on. Check the Daily Mail closer-up pics...the whole get up looks downright painful. Whatever, Madonna.

I know you're all here to see Billy Ray Cyrus.

CALLING IT: this is my and my daughter's 2015 Halloween costume.

Yaaaaas let's do this!

we get it. you're madonna. you're so cool and hip and not feeling insecure about aging at all.

She's posing really awkwardly too. Like, we know madonna is going off the deep end but OH MY GOD SHE'S LOSING HER ABILITY TO POSE FOR THE CAMERA? WHAT?

I def agree with the cheap and ill-fitting assessment. It also feels really, really played out for Madonna to go with what is essentially elaborate lingerie. She'd surprise everyone a lot more by showing up in a super tailored Armani gown.