“While he was writing bad jokes, I was a bad joke.”

Looks like Larry took Leon’s advice:

This TDC set was smoother than Crown Royal and satin sheets.

Don’t get me wrong, I love Liane Moriarty’s rich white Aussie’s dealing with issues of the day books as much as I love Elin Hildebrandt rich white Nantucketers dealing with the issues of the day books. But the series of BLL was so, so, soooo far above the quality level of the book of BLL and BLL was a much better…

“If ever there was a moment for monied, powerful white feminists to stand to the side and allow for Afghan and Muslim women to direct the narrative and guide the future of aid, this is it.”

It’s a bit like a catch 22. She’d like having a bit less exposure and more control over how she wants to be perceived, but at the same time she’s one of the highest star in her sports (both as a popular icon AND player), which does bring benefits (she’s rich because of it; make no mistake about what she’s gaining…

“Remember these are nerds looking at the popular table.”

Heads of hair are over-rated.

Fuck you. Lizzo, Cardi B, and Lil Nas X are Young, Gifted, and Black. 

Louis, Aziz, TJ Miller, and Chris D’Elia should do a tour together.

Lizzo: Exists.

I’m sure she doesn’t need my help, but if Lizzo wants backup from a big white girl, I’ll grab a sock full of oranges and we’ll go kick some ass. 

These comments make me sad. Let her live. She’s not trying to shove her lifestyle down her throat. I’ve been skinny, and I’ve been fat. Both times, it was nobody’s business but my own... and that is body positivity.

Beef and peppers with rice. Tasted good and was the cheapest thing on the menu.

Texas Tech had a few places to choose from in the cafeteria, but I made friends with a sweet elderly asian man named Mr. Dan who manned the Thai food kiosk (I don’t think it was exclusively Thai but it was good). He always took care to…

I haven’t had a grasshopper in years, but they are very nostalgic for me (story time!). When I was fresh out of college, and I still has all the time in the world in the evenings, I went to a weekly Scrabble club in a swanky jazz club before they opened. The owner was part of the club and would mix everyone a drink. I…

she’s afraid of turning into a were-karen again.  lykarenthropy.

Lazlo approved

I’m sorry... But I live in dirty-ass New York City and use the public transportation everyday... And now it is hot-as-fuck outside. I can’t see myself coming home and just stripping my clothes off and hopping into bed like everything is okay.