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“Ms.Lovato, as I’ve said previously, it’s not “Kindness” it’s pronounced “Kathy”, and I would appreciate you not calling me an Orb.” 

I just can’t get down with the extreme flaky fringe stuff after all that has happened with QAnon - and how it infiltrated the wellness, fringe, etc space.  Yes, we definitely may have other intelligence in the Universe.  That’s a definite scientific possibility.  But I am SO weary these days of all the chemtrail,

I never said he wasn’t widely admired or that Americans aren’t drawn to wealth and status. And it’s incredibly insulting you’d frame my position that way. Engage your readers in good faith. 

They can’t even contain their whinyness over losing Twitter followers. Meanwhile, she knows there’s millions of white-supremacist wingnuts who’d love to murder her and she’s not letting a room with many of their enablers stop her from speaking truth to power. That’s why they’re booing: they know how much her tenacity

Homewrecker or not, Harry Styles romancing Olivia Wilde is as exciting as unrisen souffle.

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That’s pretty harsh. You should try a little tenderness.

anyway i can’t wait for sza’s new album

Ultimately Hillsong is one of those churches very much driven by the pastoral leadership of individual congregations, with this guy having been the most influential.

Didn’t think I’d have to use Kountry Klub Karen twice in a 24 hour period. Yet here we are again with the fuckery. The stupidity as innocence excuse has been used to cover a multitude of sins for Donald Trump. 4 years of the same excuse. When will they ever let him grow up? They continue to extend the presumption of

Grew up in NYC, can confirm. Garbage disposals were a magic thing other places had. My mom, being who she is, collects compostable scraps and schleps them to the Union Square farmers market, and has been since the 80's.

Chainmail Washcloth will be the name of my next band. 

Its definitely more someone trying to move McConnell’s chess pieces for him and he’s not having it.

Curiously, some people think Kim K cannot be intelligent. I’m not sure when she actually ever proved she was an idiot...but people assume that because she started out with a sex video. Interesting that promiscuity = unintelligence

Female celebrities like Simpson and Kim K are always put down for succeeding in business “just because they were already celebrities”. No one says that shit to Jay-Z or any of the other men doing it. If it were so easy, then every male musician and actor or “entertainer” out there would also be billionaires.

A coworked once scolded me for topping a chocolate chip 'muffin' with nutella. I felt like I was helping the muffin be the cupcake that it had always wanted to be.