That is....not pizza. That is a mistake. A horrible, horrible mistake.

A goat can dream...

Dr. Obeng fucking rules!

3/10 trolling try harder please

A legendary American woman artist who made some of the best songs of the century. How sad that this was so sudden. Her talent will live forever.

AMEN

Keto made me feel like I was literally dying. LITERALLY. Never again.

No, you just completely misread it. Take the L.

Ummm did you and I read the same post? Calm down. She said nothing of the sort.

a micro-managing Machiavelli

Four decades is not a lifetime.

I only speak one language and I forget words!

This is the stuff of nightmares, but your butter lettuce leaves presentation is wonderful.

RICOOOOOO!!!!!

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for this article.

KENNYYYYY!!!!!!!

Thank you for this. I’ve been binging King of the Hill recently. 

like...if there’s ONE time to be a “bridezilla” it’s this one!

Two of the biggest assholes in showbiz. I feel bad for all the PAs who are gonna have to work on this show.

Damn, you beat me to it lol