lololololol NO!!!!

who wants piiiiiza rollllls??

Gary Twoman? 

mmmm lemon ham jello 

That was like....a mic skydive from space. 

“Continental”...perfect way to describe it.

I love this metaphor.

You could make it very hardcore and call it Hamm Fisted...

Joan, I wish you’d save all your snark for the Sussex clan. You serve it up ice cold and it just works.

Right? On top of the confounding sartorial choices, it’s just a bad candid photo.

A true actor, elevating the craft. 

D-E-A-D

Wow. I get nervous just calling the doctor to make an appointment. This kid has nerves of steel. Bless him. He did a great job.

Boring but so true.

ow...my arteries...they hurt just reading this

I love watching these assholes subject themselves to the same bullshit women have had to internalize SINCE FOREVER. Eat it up, you weak-chinned manbabies. Eat it uppppp.

They’re trying to science this whole thing up but the truth is that they’re U-G-L-Y, they ain’t got no alibi...

Same! I couldn’t help but think this is a really pretty song. 

That’s such a good idea. I might put in a PTO request for the day-after.

Ohhhh mama. Rhode Island calamari is so insanely good.