Sometimes I sub in different words depending on context- dudes, jerks, fellas, ladies, etc. There are so many other words in the English language! It’s not that hard to find an acceptable substitute.

Thank you. The holier-than-thou attitude here is very off-putting.

Wow. He really thinks all these women actually wanted to fuck him.

thank youuuu 

It’s so distracting.

what the FUCK

I need a shower and a drink and both should involve bleach.

How’s that boot taste?

Yeah I feel like she’s one of those people that just loves the process of being physically fit, which definitely gives her an advantage over the rich people who rely on surgery/lasers/etc alone.

The amount of taxpayer money that goes toward settlements in police brutality cases is STAGGERING.

When will people learn that commenting or joking about someone’s weight, even if they’re on the low end of the scale, is unspeakably rude?

THANK. YOU. 

sheesh, who pissed in your cheerios this morning?

It is way harder to find good bras for small boobs than you think. Not everyone wants to feel like they’re in a training bra. Look for an A cup next time you’re at a store- like a Nordstrom Rack or a Marshall’s. Nada. Just my 2 cents. Brands need to be more way more inclusive on the bigger boobie end of the scale, but…

Wow, British tabloids really DO suck. That’s so sad!

Napkin plate for life!!!!

This is making my frickin’ day. 

Fun fact: The whole “I didn’t molest my actresses” thing doesn’t really work when you’ve sexually abused your teenage daughter(s).

Horrifying!!

I think this is a question people have been asking themselves since forever. Don’t beat yourself up. There’s no right answer. Hope is a weird, human thing we just can’t shake.