I don’t mind seeing one every now and then but some people just post them one after another and it’s like...how much inspirational shit do you need? How can so many things be so profound to you? It’s the same people every damn time, too.

what I hate the most are those passive-aggressive emo posts like “I’m not mad at…

The porn industry has been shifting toward increasingly violent, misogynistic simulations of rape and abuse over the past few decades under the umbrella of “gonzo.” I think anyone with eyes can see that. And the most durable justification for this trend was that this was all entirely consensual, and that the female…

I like his little “this is a good baby” ... ::smooch:: at the end. Like kissing the top of its little head was just an involuntary reaction to seeing a baby head. This guy really likes kids!

My god. It’s like you people don’t even care if straight guys are masturbating or not.

For all her “but, I’m a fat comedian!” Amy Schumer has a great bod. *side eyes her no cellulite thighs*

Maybe Katie just cloned herself and Suri doesn’t even have a father.

also i just found out MIRA NAIR is doing a movie with LUPITA NYONG’O and i am going to spontaneously combust from the happiness.

Bleh. I watched this recently - the woman who plays Natalie isn’t fat!! So all the fat jokes are really odd, so is the way Hugh Grant pretends to struggle under her weight when he picks her up at the end of the film. The Colin storyline was odd too - gawky Brit just waltzes off to America and it’s his own private porn…

So why not leave it at that? Why show up at her home and ask her through cheesy cue cards to lie to her husband (his best friend)? Pretty shitty best friend.

This movie is on the whole rather shitty but my parents love it so we watch it every year, and I will say that scene where Emma Thompson finds out her husband is cheating, briefly loses it, and then pulls it together for her kids is heartbreaking. She rises above the material.

Being fair, it was awfully successful at selling, to a global shitload of otherwise intelligent humans, an absolute pantheon of creeps and stalkers as romantic figures. It’s insane. Even the little child is unhinged and encouraged in seriously messy behavior that will someday get him thrown out of college.

I’m with you. I truly believe that Thompson’s scene in the bedroom is among the great pieces of acting ever put on film. Total heartbreak, immediate and devastating, survived.

Only watch if you want to feel disgusted and creeped out.

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this makes 15 year old me very sad

I’m aware of the double standard that exists. Regardless, the label is hyperbole no matter who it’s applied to if we are talking about those amounts.

That’s the smile of a girl who is used to getting away with shit.

“Kingpin?” Really? Those are like college dorm dealer amounts. Or the personal stash of Robert Downey, Jr. in the 90’s.