They were both scheduled to appear at after-debate parties with their respective supporters. Hillary showed at hers. Donald cancelled and went straight home. Oh, yeah, he knew.

“Hey kid, wanna try some EcoBoost?”

Dammit Jeep! Stop making me like vehicles from segments I dislike.

The right way to market to women is to not market to women at all.

If they stopped doing that, Crossovers would largely cease to exist.

*mic drop*

“O’Connor was easing into an empty parking spot on the ninth floor of the Littlefield Parking Garage only to have his Toyota 4Runner suddenly hop over a concrete parking barrier and through the steel wire meant to keep cars from falling off the side of the top floor of the parking garage.”

This racism is killing me. America really, really, really, REALLY wants a race war.

It’d be more money than it’s worth, but I’d love to convert one of these over to an LHD HS-V iteration; they’re seriously stylish cars. Of course the Chevrolet SS Sedan is basically the same thing, but somehow this manages to look simpler, yet more aggressive at the same time. think it’s the 3-panel side windows that…

Oh I fucking own it, burner

They’re the yoga pants of cars. It’s all about perception. Marketing has made people feel like lifted things/SUVs/crossovers are safer, more luxurious, and that it appears they are more ‘active’ - which is somehow now a thing that everyone needs to be because even the illusion of being active makes people feel…

Never mind that the old Impreza Outback Sports didn’t sell well, either.

<3 Please. Never ever, ever take me seriously.

I love my 2016 V60 T5 (Polestar tune), but I would trade it in without any care about depreciation for a 20XX V90 T8 Polestar!!! You want to get people excited about wagons? Give them room, towing power, electric and go power!!! Yes that is a ‘72 Opel project car that I towed for 500 miles over Labor Day weekend.

I prefer the last Subaru you posted.

I took my wife with me to a salvage yard once. Immediately upon surveying the field of recently deceased cars, she got really emotional. Each one represented a life, which was now gone. Each one was loved, then lost. Now, they were being picked over before becoming new steel.

I get it.

Complaining about having to be politically correct = complaining about not being able to use racial slurs/misogynist/homophobic language in polite conversation. I have never once seen anything to contradict this idea.

I used to ask why Christians had such martyr complexes but then realized I was answering my own question. (They think being martyred makes them Christ-like, hence their made up “war on Christmas,” etc.)

Truck commercials