There is absolutely no way this is production ready. They’re doing everything they can to show as little of the car as possible while still technically “revealing” it.

They are taking their sweet ass time revealing this car. Don’t you cover the features of the car AFTER you show the car first?

If you thought the horror that was 2016 was over, here it comes again to deliver one more swift kick to the balls one last time.

Clear proof that hate is not born, but taught. These children were clearly okay with this student, until the parents stepped in. They’re going to be taught to hate trans people.

Aww. I wish they would have shown us what it looks like the the drivers perspective.

You’ve been a pretty cool regular here on Jalopnik for a while, except for today. Unfortunately for you and anyone else who supports trump, this site and relevant sister sites have always had and always will have left leaning opinions.

Hollywood continues to disappoint. When will we EVER get a good movie based on a movie? Or vice versa? 

Two questions: A.) How the hell does this even happen and B.) Why would you go to college, let alone go to play fucking golf, knowing that you’re going to the slammer soon enough?

Thank you.

I’m so sorry to hear that. Right now I’m not exactly in the best of places either. I’m planning to press charges against my father for identity theft for using my social security to apply for contracts (He’s an independent contractor).

“Keep our country safe” You realize there is no more muslim ban? Trump went back on it the day he got elected. Not to mention he didn’t do shit for jobs. But you keep living in fear of brown people buddy. Have fun sleeping at night knowing I’m still here in the US.

Convertible? Automatic CP.

That’s not right. Knowing whether something is CP or not mostly comes down to:

Exactly. Considering how batshit guys will go over any girl in a mustang, or really any sort of sporty car, I can’t understand why they don’t capitalize on it.

Those messages reek of insecurity. A couple messages sparks this? I have a strong feeling that “cuck” is a big part of this guys vocabulary.

So, we’ve learned that the head of a well known company among the “hella flush” VW community is vehemently racist.

Is this an actual honest to god st? Or is part of the st-line group of cars that simply look sporty but fail to put up numbers?

You realize this “reasonable” article was completely satirical, yes? All of the Gizmodomedia sites have been and will continue to be left leaning. If you don’t like that, then you’re very free to leave, as republicans say.

You realize this was satirical, right? Deadspin and the rest of the “gizmodo” media sites have and will always be left wing. To quote republicans: “If you don’t like it, then leave.”