Considering that my highest hopes for this team heading into the year were “play meaningful games in September,” I will happily take getting crushed in the playoffs if it means another 100 games of fun baseball.

When I saw this live I jumped out of my chair, seriously the most exciting player in baseball right now. His personality is more Mike Trout than Tim Anderson so almost nobody know his name. He’s also leading the league in doubles, what a beast.

Not gonna deny his speed and overall awesomeness, but gotta give the pitcher a break on the play at the plate. If it’s a force play, sure. But in this case he still needed to be tagged to be called out.

We’ll probably play the Yankees, so....yeah.

This twins team has just been such a joy to watch. I'M GONNA BE CRUSHED when they get bounced out of the first playoff series 😂

“I’m so fucking sick of this shit.”

Wow, the dealership took responsibility. I did not see that coming.

Those Antivaxxers are almost right with their Nazi comparison.

After Rockland County’s ban, anti-vaccination activists likened the public health measures to the Nazi persecution of Jews that included forcing them to wear yellow stars.

A child’s vaccination records are usually processed when they apply for admission into kindergarten. That’d be an easy check, right there—no vaccination, no public school.

Beyond that, vaccination records are kept on file at the hospital that performs them, and in a portable patient file that transfers with the patient…

I’m all for the inalienable rights of the Constitution, but the free exercise of those rights ends when they infringe upon the inalienable rights of another.

To that end, refusal to vaccinate oneself or one’s offspring infringes upon all three of the majors—life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness—because disease…

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It’s really amazing it took as long as it did for the cops to be called.

THANK YOU!!

Everytime I am reminded of the Merchant, this is the first thing that pops in my head..

Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh...

Under no circumstances are you to do anything but sit, stare and count.

It’s never the kids’ fault, even when it is.