it elicited a noise from the crowd that made it seem like everyone in attendance had simultaneously received a text message that read, “We need to talk about your browser history.”

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‘Now, we finally can see what Hitomi did right before it died.’

Lupica’s got some nerve ragging on Durant for joining the Warriors while simultaneously wearing Steph Curry’s sneakers.

I got 11 balls today

I didn’t know I was at fault for writing about someone doing something shady, but my eyes have been opened. Thank you

This guy is also an attentionhawk, and you are feeding him.

The world would be a much, much better place if people could stop for a second and imagine what it would feel like if someone said the horrible shit they’re about to say to someone they cared about. Great article. Thanks.

a reaction like this still would have been better

His first draft: “We are fucked. Fucker fucked us. After Westbrook fucks us we are more fucked. No good player will fucking replace them because who the fuck wants to live in fucking Oklafuckinghoma?”

Huh, I guess it’s possible to behave like an adult in these kinds of situations after all. Well done, Presti.

Nice written uptalk in your first sentence.

I’m not convinced this season will be any less fascinating? Going into last season, everyone assumed it’d be the Cavs out of the East and GSW out of the West, and the exact storyline most predicted played out, and it was one of the most dramatic seasons in NBA history. The storyline’s now set again, and it has the…

Let’s not forget that the NBA draft is inherently bullshit. Players have no say in where they play or how much they get played. It’s just an attempt to level the playing field for billionaires that are incapable of hiring competent people and staying out of their way.
I cheer each and every player that leaves a city…

I’d add Tomb Raider to the list as well.

My go-to argument when counting championships for cities is usually to ask, “Where did they hold the parade?”

Never lost a series with that starting 5 intact!*

Prediction: At some point this season, in the midst of a 30-point game streak that will dwarf anything MJ or Joe Dimaggio has ever done, Russell Westbrook will spontaneously combust live on television. He will posthumously be awarded MVP.