I’m guessing he has a better memory of the meetings than all the Americans who’ve forgotten him.

After a normal day of eating, I bought a little bag of sixteen chocolate mini-donuts. I ate them over a matter of a few hours. At 150 calories each (I had to check), I scarfed down 2400 calories, plus a 20-oz Mountain Dew. The only noticeable side effect was craving more chocolate donuts when I woke up the next…

I have an unhealthy amount of NBA historical knowledge of all varieties, including information that is esoteric and unrelated to basketball. How is it possible that I had ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA this is a thing?!?!

I think he missed 5 minutes the whole season. Probably took himself out of a game to bag somebody.

If you like that, you’ll love this:

I think this snitching option is the only thing keeping some of these asshats from becoming the next George Zimmerman.

Who?

Exactly!

I’ve only lived in the Midwest, and you’re wrong. Nobody would be caught dead saying “cock”.

Especially since it probably sounded like “caaaaaahk”.

I think it’s most probably due to the Osprey sucking balls. Allegedly.

High five!

Berman’s skin is his own leather satchel.

Please. As if the vast majority of his fans even know what a Twitter is.

Hmmm. I don’t know. I’m still pretty sure you like booty.

I store random sauce drips and dust in mine.

I bet you have a really stupid license plate.

I think he got too much too soon, or just a little too late.

Correct. Those who commandeer a stolen vehicle for the purpose of turning it into an ill-gotten profit surely have a high desire to remain undetected.

Let’s use the reason for the law to support your position: