Imagine Sofia Vergara reading paragraphs 6 and 7 to you.

Yeah! Those guys! Don’t forget Walton, Kite, or Nelson.

Considering what a value he and his contract are through 2020, perhaps the Celtics should look at another position for improvement. I suppose he could be quite useful off the bench, too, but the team also needs to consider how Jaylen Brown fits in with their plans. Perhaps I’m not the believer in Hayward I ought to…

They also root for the Heinsohn spirit, the Sharman precision, and the Howell tenacity.

Did Utah acquire that at the same time they got the Jazz?

How do you know those rounds were wasted? We have no idea what targets were downrange. Shoot, could be some kind of Nessie monster in those waters.

Or BurgerTime!

The Panera gift card discount code has expired.

The Panera gift card discount code has expired.

I saw Lisa Bonet at LAX in 2004, and she was definitely uncool. She was impossibly beautiful and was extremely rude because she didn’t tell me it was cool for me to stare.

The Ace Hardware stores nearest to Standing Rock are also in Bismarck. Therefore, the closest Ace Hardware stores that might or might not be selling supplies to water protectors are in the same quasi-metro as all the stores I listed above. Therefore, all these stores, Ace included, are as convenient or inconvenient as…

Even more impressively, the Vikings were 5-0.

What a misleading headline. No kids were involved.

This is how my wife checks for poop - she hands the infant to me.

Lowe’s. Sears. Runnings. Menards. Mac’s. Bismarck Lumber Company. Three Super Walmarts. Target. These are all stores in the Bismarck-Mandan area, which is the closest metropolitan area (as much as there can be such a thing in the middle of North Dakota) to the protestors, that sell most if not all the same kind of…

I was all for getting rid of Mitchell and bringing in Thibs, but sheesh, it’s hard to reconcile this squad with the one that played the final 32 games last season. I’ve heard one supposed expert say that it will take a long time to get rid of all the bad Mitchell coaching that’s still ingrained in the club. I hope…

It’s actually a pretty damned impressive one-handed catch. Watch more football.

Cutter’s pause in counting between 2 and 3 gets me every time. 8:59.

I don’t despise him. I only mourn what should have been.

If/when they fix their 3rd quarter trouble, they’ll start winning consistently.