I’m a Celtics fan, and I agree. Horford’s absence has hurt a lot.

The most common way to beat Wake Forest is to schedule them.

I keep waiting for Kevin Costner to ask him for a catch.

Considering the wireless controller is $20 and an extension is $10 (and only 6' to boot), the investment starts to ramp up considerably. Boo. I really want to like this.

7+5

Those might be Belichick’s words, but I hope it isn’t his punctuation.

I think I need a buddy cop film starring a mongoose and a monitor lizard teaming up to rid the world of snakes. I bet Samuel L. Jackson would find room in his schedule to at least make a cameo.

I’m about to light my monitors on fire. If IT decides I should once again have monitors, I hope they’re the kind that can’t display snakes.

He’s got nerves of steel and a great motor, but I see a lot of wasted movement in the igauna’s gait. I’d rate him as a mediocre prospect going into the combine.

It’s still better than Subway.

I had that same grin through the last 30 seconds of my first handjob.

You just can’t leave puns in the hands of amateurs.

I think it was the vestigial tail in Shallow Hal that showed us Jason Alexander was more than a screen version of Larry David.

He’s a good teen, and this video is great reinforcement for my decision to get out of teaching.

I was suuuuuuuper late to the party on this game, and thank goodness I finally jumped on board.

He’s cold as ice!

But they sure care about you.

Ladies and gentlemen, your informed electorate!

Ugh. My fat cat only weighs about 13 pounds. I’m a failure.

Shall we play a game?