She should trade it to a barber who’ll shave her husband’s mustache.

For the sake of theatrics and showmanship, he should just keep right on heading out of the arena after such a dunk, on to the next place where breaking racial stereotypes is responded to in a fashion that is completely racially stereotypical.

Even that guy can’t pull off the Spinning Piledriver.

“You impregnated her HOW?”

Maybe the Aston Martin gets the bit and is playing along.

Listen, Hassan, it’s all fun and games when you’re stat-grabbin’ and turning the ball over in the post at an unbelievable rate. But don’t you think for ONE DAMNED SECOND that we’re just going to sit here and let you throw ‘bows at Boban!

I hope they were careful. That appears to be a load-bearing net.

I bet he can pee blood, too.

Cam’s reaction is best viewed in contrast to Tom Brady’s post game interview after the Giants beat the Patriots in 2008 (2007 season), wherein Tom delivered this diatribe:

Best be careful. You might get some goons showing up at your door, and you’ll be singing a different tune tomorrow.

Yeah! Fuck the media!

I’m a little out of touch with NFL HOF voting. Do they still have the part where some local rep/scribe presents the argument for his region’s candidate? If that is still the case, which region would argue for TO, considering his peripatetic nature? I’m not trying to be an apologist for the voters by any means, but…

Wolves fans under age 7?

It gets better.

As a long-suffering Wolves fan, I can’t say goodbye to this guy quickly enough.

Don MacLean for the win!

The more I read on Deadspin, the more it becomes clear to me that I did high school completely wrong.

Can’t we give Mitch a break? If I had ears like those, my perception of things would be awfully skewed, too.

Scoreboard truther?

Huh. Sounds like you’re one of those “winning’s all about who’s got more points at the end of the game” guys.