More like he banished them to the land of wind and ghosts.

Louis CK would have something to say about this.

Man, I’m gonna be busy all day dreaming about which person wore the Mr. Mets costume.

I bet somebody stupidly, foolishly burned down her house, too.

Not just their peers - their parents, their coaches, their administrators, their neighbors, their boosters...

Your lack of empathy and understanding pleases me.

I think that’s a fact unique to this man such that it should be part of the lede.

I sense the long reach of Bomani Jones on this one.

I’ll rest well knowing that, at the very least, he was dead before he hit the ground.

I work a pretty standard 8-5 job. My wife stays home to raise the family. On occasion, my wife has friends over during the day. Recently, a friend of hers conducted such a visit. This friend clearly doesn’t shovel snow and clearly doesn’t know how much harder it is to remove snow when a heavy vehicle has packed it…

Doc being Doc.

So weird to see that 45 jersey again. Good gracious. There is some REALLY bad basketball in there. I don’t remember it being that bad.

Maybe it was poorly transcribed - “Glen Rice mourning Johnson.”

I call bullshit on this source and the stories - the Bulls and Hornets weren’t tied 2-2 in the 1995 playoffs because Charlotte only won one game, there was no Game 5 in Chicago because the series ended in four games, and if there had been a Game 5, it would’ve been in Charlotte because they had homecourt advantage in…

“But what if she has really good footwork?”

5' 9", 170?

I listen to ESPN’s The Sporting Life podcast, which sees a new release pretty much every week. It’s not uncommon for the podcast to include audio that was clearly not a final take as well as the corrected version of the same audio. I’m sure Jeremy Schaap, the estimable host of the show, would not be too appreciative…

I’ve had an Etekcity mouse for about a year now. It has fewer features than the one featured today, but I like it. I should issue one caveat, however - this is the first gaming mouse I’ve ever used, and I’m not that big of a gamer any more, so I might not know what I’m talking about.

I’ve had an Etekcity mouse for about a year now. It has fewer features than the one featured today, but I like it. I…

I’ve done complete playthroughs of nearly every RE game at least 6 times each. I played through RE3 exactly once, and I don’t really feel the need to ever re-visit it.

Don’t be an asshole. Plenty of middle-aged white men love quoting him, too.