That's a nice amount of feels for a Friday lunch break.

I'm glad the directors of American Pie chose to show less of this and more of Shannon Elizabeth doing her thing.

It's nice to see that blind girl's had some work since the Lionel Richie video.

Come on, Canadia. You’re not Wisconsin.

Lloyd Dobler was well pleased.

His small hands can hold only so much panhandling money.

I was commenting on the style, not the substance. I’m pretty sure I saw Jordan do all those spins-to-fadeaway about three times a game with the Wiz.

Hmm. Sounds like something a zombie would say.

Nice work computer-magicking Wizards Jordan into a Lakers uniform, but I'm at a loss for why you'd want to do it for a preseason game against this year's Jazz.

I'd love to hear him say "Wilfork cawk".

I do believe I could put a submarine gun to good use, especially at family get-togethers.

I’m guessing “hilariously” is an adverb often associated with my fucking.

Lakers versus Celtics taught me how to dunk from three.

He gave his followers enough credit to allow them to figure out that he meant eight games per year for ten years. Or at least that’s his story...

You’re probably also familiar with Paul Charchian. Now HE’S bad at insta-math, especially for as smart (and nerdy) as he is. He’s the czar of fantasy sports, for crying out loud!

All the more impressive considering he was wagging his finger at Congress the entire time.

The good news is he now has more time to work on his Blake Shelton routine.

Of all people, you'd think Steve Rannazzisi would know better than to release a bird there.

I'm going to have a really hard time eating bread and butter now. Oh, who am I kidding?!?! Let's eat!