tl;dr - You'll never be hacked if your password is "correct horse battery staple".

I'm so sick of that car. Leave my family alone!

I’d much rather see a gallery of creepy women at Augusta.

Considering the degree of skill and dedication required to create this, the mistake in Cersei's comparison is easy to forgive.

Am I the only one looking at the vomit and kinda seeing a Cactuar?

Not getting stabbed or slashed, apparently.

Couldn't you just give him some quarters and a ride to an arcade as compensation?

That’s a unicorn.

Marge Schott.

I don't blame the dog for being grumpy. He thought the bear had promised hoes action.

I'd make the Lakers miss any shot they made in Game 6 of the 2008 NBA Finals, as long as the Celtics got the rebound. That way, the Celtics would've beaten them by at least 40. Ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa!

Off-Target Center

The Hills Have Eye

I've watched that GIF for five minutes, and Simmons still hasn't flown away.

I'd be less concerned about my Wi-Fi reception and more concerned about that tentacled one-eyed monster in my house.

The Boyd Crowder look is sweeping the nation.

I learned that if I ever become a gunsmith, it's better to upgrade the ammo capacity of an empty weapon - not just for the sake of safety, but because the weapon will automatically be fully loaded without affecting my ammo supply.

That was pretty cheesy.

I loved the parts where the performers were themselves. I almost laughed at those more than the sketches.

"On Benson ... He was very relaxed, coherent, was cracking jokes. Was comparing this offseason to 2006. He was sharp."