Or an afterword.

It's weird that Max Scherzer inspired a Resident Evil puzzle.

Changing diapers isn't the worst thing in the world. However, it can be rather unpleasant. I'm a rather slow-moving person, and my daughter has only so much patience. It's everything I can do to get her undressed, un-diapered, wiped, dried, and re-diapered before she's taking off for whatever stimuli remains in our…

Honest question here - what's wrong with the PC port? That's the only version I played. If I need to find it for console, let me know!

I admired Mason's game. One of my favorite aspects of his game is that, if you only looked at the box score, you'd never guess how the game looked; we could imagine how Hakeem scored 43, how Shaq got 38, or how Michael dropped 50. If you'd never seen him in person, you'd never guess how Mason got a triple-double. …

Mase shot free throws the way Chuck swings a golf club.

Hmm. Possible. That would make him more human-like, at least in appearance.

I think a similar thing happened to Larry Bird in a playoff game against the Pacers in the early 90s. I remember being quite grossed out by it at the time. A quick search yielded this game as the occasion of occurrence: 1991 Game 5, first round.

My father-in-law works for the state of X. State X has terrrrrrribly outdated technology that is being use to store very important information. While certain systems have been updated, many are older than anybody playing in the NBA today. OK, slight exaggeration there. Anyway, nobody else knows how to do what my…

Now THAT'S my kind of comment.

The worst part of this is now he has to play for the Vikings.

That's a shit sandwich of a roster if ever I've seen one. Folks, this team lost BOTH of its games to the Sixers this year. Both! By a combined 17 points! Who does that?

Oh, you mean the video of Dez riding his unicorn, successfully filming Sasquatch in the act of netting the Loch Ness Monster?

Offline co op is something my brother-in-law and I take advantage of frequently, and RE is a series we look forward to playing through together. This is disappointing to me, but I didn't pre-order, so I guess I can't claim ignorance now. I'll probably play it anyway.

IIRC, it's available on RE5, as long as you apply a few (ahem) adjustments.

This isn't the reason I kept a CRT, but it's a reason I'm glad I kept one.

We also know where the Titanic is, but good luck retrieving it.

I hope this kid stays fired up.

Don't even joke about that.

KG, go Pek on somebody your own size.