Something tells me Pek's gonna do what Pek wants to do.

I still don't know why Tyrion didn't select Pek as his champion against the Mountain.

I can't believe Beasley cared enough to foul. I also can't believe Pek and Yao played in the same game.

I'm usually not one to criticize officiating when the Celtics aren't involved, but that was a pretty crap call right there.

You know what makes racist statements not racist? Saying them twice.

"I've stayed away from fish and loaves of bread - no matter how much I eat of the stuff, I just can't seem to finish what's on my plate."

Peter meant to send that tweet to Jane.

At least it was his tooth.

I think that dog belongs to Donovan McNabb.

How much can they bench press?

I would NOT use finger-sized or -shaped pieces of meat.

This is a dinner appointment you need to be on time for, and you don't get a say in the time.

What a jerky.

Maybe he should head up some type of group whose purpose is to get veterans timely care. Get those records updated/digitized, and get our soldiers what they deserve. I'm too stupid to know just how in the hell that'd get accomplished, however.

The Legend would do much worse things to the Hawks in years to come.

It's like the Mountain versus the Red Viper all over again! The nightmares had finally gone away!

Of course he's going to UND. All the yokels go to NDSU.

My humanity feels sad every time I see poor Rocky lowered to the floor. Thank goodness I've never looked closely enough to see if any urine or excrement dripped during his descent.

Other than that, I'm not sure what you're missing.

You only need to express yourself once?