I grew up in the middle of rural North Dakota. (I know, I know, is there any other kind?) A pizza parlor in a neighboring town had this game or some facsimile of it. I didn't go to this parlor very often, but it must not have worked, because I sure as heck would've played it. I'm thinking I would've been there…

My wife both hates and loves that I'm such a smart ass. Or smart-ass. I'm not sure.

Pretty sure watching this video will get you pregnant. Man or woman.

That poor kid who didn't know his own age is so pissed at Greg Howard right now.

Ah, yes, the infamous faint goat, wherein one is caught by surprise and instinctively plays dead upon the vision of a slight impression of a goat on a football field.

Peyton Manning has to hate pretty much everything right now.

I might not be an old man, but I sure piss like one.

That's a pretty impressive fall-away dunk.

I guess he should've written it in clay.

Worst. Photoshop. Ever.

Three guesses on what this person thinks about evolution, and the first two don't count.

I'm disappointed Ray Allen hasn't signed with the team yet so the team could achieve ultimate revenge.

Did Mark Wahlberg show up at 3:32?

Guess we found a wormhole in Utah.

I guess Phord Boodha turned them down.

They told a story on Dan Le Batard's radio show about fighting several members of the Kansas football team because of some female track team member.

I've seen some of these older TR photos lately because I'm trying to find prices/values for some old TR stuff I have from pre-ordering TRII and TRIII. Funny.

What's wrong with "Our lines are"? I'm missing something here.

How about burning down the house? That's probably justifiable.

Chris, Jill, Claire, and Leon have been partaking for YEARS. Heck, they'll even add other stuff to the mix to futz with the potency and side effects!