I bet lots of people have the "no butthole" rule.

I love the overhead view - you don't see any non-shadow evidence of Coyle until his body is, at worst, parallel with the net. That's nifty, considering his angle of attack.

To be accurate, "most" is different than "a lot".

I have some hoarding tendencies. That, or I'm lazy. Anyway, the worst possible reinforcement is happening: people are paying lots of money for stuff I've had for years that my wife was sure is junk. Now, I just need to decide what I'm keeping and what I'm getting rid of.

That's pretty impressive, but it's tough to believe it wasn't assisted by something illicit.

Nobody's fast enough to outrun that hair.

Way to be original, Canada.

Jay Cutler Is One F-ed Up Dad

LeBron Is Starting To Look Like An Old Self Again

Big deal. The Chicago media slap Jay Cutler all the time with no repercussions.

If Lynch grabbed my dick, he'd be lucky to get about 5 inches.

I was a loyal Best Buy customer for a short period of time. I also liked Meat Loaf, too. Guess which I'm more ashamed of.

Uncle Miltie could've dropped 37 in one move.

I had no idea that Manu had remaining college eligibility .

"Sal, women will like what I tell them to like."

"scheming wife" - is there any other kind? Who's with me? Fellas? Fellas?

Why are these models hiding Bill Belichick under their clothes?

Considering my terrible performance, I must be playing multiplayer shooters in this mode. That's my excuse.

When are we going to hear from Dirty Mike and the boys?

Million-to-one shot, doc.