I think the most ridiculous thing about the Pro Bowl is the number of viewers who continue to watch it.

It's so off-putting to see Carrot Top without his red hair.

"Whomps" is damn near the perfectly descriptive verb for this. Well done.

Two fake tough guys. I'm a Celtics fan via my father and a Wolves fan courtesy of geography, so I've followed KG for a long time. He really does himself a disservice when he gets tough. I'll give him some credit here, however - usually his targets are white guys who are on 10-day contracts.

That was a somewhat reluctant star from me. I have mixed feelings about KG as well.

There's gotta be a joke about a bunch of Buckeyes running a train on this cheerleader somewhere. Don't let me down, commenters.

What helps me sleep at night is resting assured that Aaron Rodgers has never failed when he needed to complete a game-winning drive. He's now on a 131-game winning streak and about to win his seventh consecutive title.

Yeah, I keep forgetting about Green Bay's 1:1 ratio of possessions and scoring drives they had this season.

You're technically correct, but nobody can prove that the pretend drive isn't more exciting.

I get it. Aaron Rodgers should be more upset than anybody - this call prevented him from adding a spectacular, game-winning drive to his resume. Since you're so sure the Packers would've accomplished it, let's just add the game-winning drive to Aaron's playoff stats. Who scored the touchdown? Were there any…

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When the hell did Dick Versace get his own store?

This gives me hope for Square finally releasing its games on Genesis. It isn't too late!

I haven't seen too many famous people in person, but I ran into Lisa Bonet outside a bathroom in LAX in 2004. She was simply breathtaking. That's what I have to add to this.

Somewhere, a ref blows another phantom whistle against Laimbeer.

He must not be expecting any phone calls.

Do we need to be scared for Deadspin after you posted depictions of Shabazz?

This is all well and good, but I was looking for more Anthony Wiggins analysis from Jon Barry.

I think Donny meant to ask if Iftikhar likes the song "Iris" by the Goo Goo Dolls. That would make much more sense.

The only test I ever failed was my first keyboarding test as a freshman in high school. Reversed the damn home row keys when I listed them. Sheesh.