I see Kobe's influence is far-reaching.

Yeo-w!

He needs to fight somebody in a chicken suit. How hasn't this happened? If it has, supply the video!

You should see his Milton Berle.

This guy's so dedicated that he gained 130 pounds just to get into character.

Alright. Now, let's get some decent 3.75" Joes, and stay away from that movie crap.

Listen, Joey Crawford gives it his all at his A job. Give him a break if he doesn't quite thrill your pants off at a middle school game. At least he gave the fans a little something by wearing a hairpiece.

I'm happy to see SVG having success in Detroit, but I sure do miss his presence on Le Batard's radio show.

An average troll. Nothing more.

"Everybody else does it, so what's the big deal?" I'm pretty sure there's a standard parenting response to this, something about a bridge and jumping.

I don't believe you. Have you seen any of the other works of this supposed woman? It's a dude, probably along the lines of Mr. Garrison.

What's the name of the guy who wrote this?

The worst way to eat a banana is to throw one at him.

Todd. He has to be a Todd.

Glowers in the Attic

Definitely a head lice transfer.

Tyrion should've picked that guy instead of the Red Viper.

Your analysis applies to ladies, so I'm not sure how applicable your information is to the subject in the photo.

Albom should stop writing, keep playing music, and figure out a way to monetize his ears. Those things are epic.

FWIW, there have been a few stories about how bright Suh is.