What's great is Sid Hartman's presence is still the funniest thing on that page.

If I'm understanding this correctly, he's essentially got the green light to deliver a cheap shot to somebody every two years. Awesome. (I realize he'll face a fine, but losing money or the prospect of such apparently isn't much of a deterrent to this guy.) I really hope I'm not understanding this correctly.

Does this video also present us with the 2014 Electrified Deer of the Year? I posit that it does.

That kicker's never going to finish if they don't pay a little more attention to the boys.

I'm a falcon! I fly, I swoop, and I fly again. I'm a falcon!

I'm not shocked. The season's almost over, and the Jets medical staff never noticed how many of its players were missing their heart.

Snottie is easily one of my favorite Twitter names. Therefore, I support his position.

Man, why does everybody have to break things down racially?

But... but... but... Kobeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Damn, I wish Vlade would've had a heater in his mouth when he drained that.

Andrew Wiggins? Nope. Pretty sure that was Larry Nance.

LOVED the halftime song. There are few things I enjoy more than an ear filled with Cocker.

Do they have a boat with underage boys on it?

Have you ever tried using a laptop as an arm wrestling table?

Your article's headline photo brings a question to mind - if Rajon Rondo now plays in the Western Conference, how will Dwyane Wade hyperextend Rondo's elbow?

Does Roger Goodell have any jurisdiction here? If so, I think another Bear is getting benched this weekend.

Shouldn't they be the "Raptours"?

I bet that 10-year-old kid tasted good.

Buzzer beaters? Great, now another league has an abuse issue.

I see none of my relatives on that list. Disappointing.