Oh, I’m sorry. You haven’t taken an official stand on the issue of daily fantasy itself, but rather against the two largest marketers of the product. While I know that is a worthwhile distinction, and that those two entities are big smelly turds of rape, paper cuts and stubbed toes, I don’t really give a shit. LEAVE…

Actually, insofar as Deadspin has a unified position on the matter—which we don’t—it’s that daily fantasy is a hell of a lot of fun. That doesn’t change the facts that daily fantasy operators are scuzzy and that daily fantasy is obviously gambling.