“You see online, the small swastika on his elbow. I have a bigger picture of a bigger tattoo on the shoulder that nobody knows about.”

I actually did ‘zi that coming.

It’s insane to me, that a man who has (multiple) Nazi tattoos, and refused to get them covered, would actually turn out to be a complete piece of shit. Mind-boggling

hey man, you made me go look up stats on Matt Ryan so actually, fuck you too.

There was one game awhile ago I remember watching where Ryan REALLY fucking shined and showed how he could just dismabtle . I can’t remember exactly when it was, but I took note because it was against the fucking Patriots, but by the middle of the 3rd quarter it was like 28-3 Falcons and Ryan was just destroying the…

alternatively Ramsey’s 100% right and Ryan dipped in production after Kyle Shanahan left. He threw for almost 1000 less yards overall, his yards/game average dipped by 50, his QB rating dipped by almost 30, and he threw 18 fewer touchdowns with JULIO JONES in his receiving corps. Fuck Matt Ryan.

UPDATE: The NFL has fined Ramsey for targeting defenseless players.

I know Florida also folded over for him as well, but at least everybody else blames Wisconsin because that state was supposed to know better. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

“a cross-bread of Moses and Jesus”

Everything about Matt’s chicken-coop-from-hell story screams “deeply repressed homosexual tendencies”. Surprised they didn’t just hook up the DirecTV in a literal closet.

Yes, if the child is a Holstein. 

It’s rare that I get to read Dead Letters on the comment page

“You have seen the best of Aaron Rodgers”

Goddamn. Most of the teams’ fan letters are kind of fun and relatable, at least in part. This time, I’m just thinking I need to stay as far the fuck away from Wisconsin as possible, at all times, forever.

This is a bad take. Michigan and Pennsylvania were always suspect. Wisconsin was not. Wisconsin was the “SUPRISE, WE’RE ASSHOLES” of the 2016 election. Michigan and Pennsylvania are much more like Ohio and Florida, in that they’re inhabited by mostly douchebags already.

It’s nicknamed Whitefolks Bay for a reason

Michigan and Pennsylvania are at least 1.6× and 2× more culpable on this front.

“Their biggest city is more segregated than Apartheid-era Cape Town” might seem like hyperbole but my god is it true -

I live in Michigan, born and raised. I take no issue with your statement. 

3. Wisconsin is the reason Trump is President.