It’s like that old cliche - Your bathroom never smells if you shit in your neighbor’s toilet.

The all time worst cliche is

Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes! 

Has anyone ever been pleasantly surprised or happy when they heard their own voice for the first time?

Head them off at the pass? I HATE THAT CLICHE!

Look at Bill Gates over here with a keyboard.

$10 says the apartment sitter is a Deadspin commenter.

What context did you need about a shitty QB throwing fucking picks.

This team is by far the most disgraceful and embarrassing thing happening in D.C.

The “What has always sucked” section is precisely why Trump tried to join the NFL 3 different times. 

I don’t know, why don’t you ask India how they managed to gain their independence from England?  Or, maybe ask Martin Luther King, Jr how the Civil Rights Act and Voting Rights Act got passed?

New ad slogan: “Chipotle: Want to Take a Sick Day?”

Is Marshawn Lynch a Trump voter? 

D’ya know what you get when you cross the speed of hockey, the grace of basketball, the brutality of football, the strategy of baseball and the raw athleticism of soccer?

The best part of Tiger finishing second is Jim Nantz’s blueballs.

Miucin: “You can keep looking, Kotaku, and please let me know if you find anything”

His „apology“ video is monetized... I think that sums it up pretty well.

Woof. I mean the dude’s career already was buried, but this response — never apologizing to the guy he stole from, Streisanding his FIFA review while attacking an actual journalist for “needing clicks” even though he works for a site whose traffic runs laps around his — is like pouring concrete on top. Filip, I know…

I saw the comparison shots, he quoted that shit verbatim, fucko should man up and say he plagiarised the fucking thing and at least scrape some decency back.

Ah, the if they criticize me they’re just after your clicks defense! Honestly this guy just seems absolutely scummy and untrustworthy with his defense. I would have respected his plagiarizing ass a lot more ( more than the none, currently) if he had just 100% admitted to it. That wouldn’t absolve him from guilt or…