I can’t believe this Taiwanese baseball league is just going to act like the First Amendment doesn’t apply to them.

For me his career ended right here:

Careful. There was a time not too long ago where Deadspin put up post after post stating that only racists think Cam Newton isn’t a great qb

Cam should lighten up. Maybe pretend it was a woman who said those things.

Mark Davis looks like he should be in an Austin Powers movie as the sickly villain Ginger Ail. 

Mine’s hyphenated as Mister-Whirly. I married Ms. Mister, but we decided to take two names that sound like they belong in a Joseph Heller novel into a third, more ridiculous name. I plan on naming our first born son Major Doctor Mister-Whirly as a tribute.

Mine’s Skull. 

Also he came from the fucking Dolphins. And here he is talking like he understands winning football!

You’re going to like the way you shit. I guarantee it.

Ah Jeez! Put up a trigger warning will ya? That’s fucking disgusting.

You got a pet. You got a responsibility. If your dog is lost, you don’t look for an hour then call it quits; you get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!

For the uninitiated,swatting is a harassment tactic low level form of attempted murder by cop. 

Weekend at Bernie Kosar’s ?

Mom, what happened to Coleman?

I know there are people who think hot weather is the be all and end all of life but I’d take either of those cities over Tampa or Jacksonville. 

Drafting is Hard-land.

When players treat football like a game the Mustache Petes say it’s a business and get all blowhardy about “seriousness”; When the players treat football like a business they get lectures about The Game.

What is Urban supposed to do, fire the guy without cause or make up a reason?

But Illinois did the morally correct thing only because Beckman was 12 - 25. Had he won, he would still be there.

GTFOH. Firing Tim Beckman didn’t damage Illini football. A dead horse doesn’t get any deader when you shoot it.