Agreed. He gives too much detail. He’s frontloading in anticipation of people questioning the story. The reason for why he is charging in the car and not in the house does not fit the scenario. Pretty sure his wife was not going to charge her phone in the house during the few minutes it took to drop off the desk.

If that’s his dick, why is the head pointing at his balls? I don’t know about the rest of you, but the base of my dick does not start on my upper right thigh.