Eli: “Odell, why wasn’t I invited to party with you guys?”

Eli, sadly, was not invited

This guy listens to Nelly:

Totally agree! It’s nice to see at least one Deadspin commenter knows what’s going on in the NFL. A lot of commenters seem very uninformed. Thanks for adding to the conversation!

Uhh...halftime show spoiler alert

I hope you light it for the winner.

What will I be doing?

Is this where we get to play, “Let’s fix the Wolves roster”? Okay, Dieng and Tyus Jones for Noel, Zach Lavine and Rubio for Jimmy Butler (personally I’d try to trade Wiggins for Butler if I were Minnesota). You suck it up with Dunn for a couple of years while you figure out how to play, hope you sign Towns to a…