According to my nieces and nephews, “chocolate is for parents to steal” and Sour Patch Kids are the best option. I live in NY, so I guess I’m on trend. 

More than 80% of Americans can’t afford to buy a new vehicle at the average new car price of $48,000.

I kind of like the interior, but hate the glass roof, lack of a display in front of the driver, and the paint colors offered. 

Well, it’s Florida. So if you or your kid do need medical attention from a golf cart related (or any) incident, a medical professional can legally refuse to treat you if they have a conscience-based objection to your existence. 

Who doesn’t want to risk their lives to get to work all sweaty with helmet hair?

Agreed. I think too many people expect an all or nothing solution when small things can add up to a big impact. Adding small vertical windmills to light and utility poles could also help a lot. 

Can you leave an overly effusive note complimenting them on the fantastic parking job they did and how you admire their creative interpretation of the proper use of shared spaces?

That was my first thought - location, contacts, camera, images, etc.

There’s a Starbucks I occasionally go to that is so disorganized compared to the others in the area. I’ll watch three different people move the same cup for a simple latte around 4 or 5 times before it’s plopped in the pickup area without a word. 

The first question the Hertz representative should have asked when the customer was given this as a alternate was “Have you ever operated this vehicle before? Let me show you all the differences from a standard vehicle and how to find charging stations. “

luckily it wasn’t in a neighborhood where the houses are closer together

Little fat boy Mehphisto fondly remembers the sugar coated lemon fruit pies. 

What stupid people do with their money is none of my business. 

Right. From a features and benefits point of view, financial value isn’t always there for someone choosing a vehicle based on their needs and comparing an EV to an ICE.  

... women just want EVs to present a better value proposition than they do at the moment.

There’s a lot going on with that whole rear section. 

It’s still really pretty. 

Q: “Can I have a display in front of me as the driver?”

one that was never made: VW Bulli concept

I’d buy neither a Suburban or an EV. Currently, EV options are both more expensive and less capable or appealing than my current vehicle.