Allegedly, he had committed the crime of “criminal mischief,” which involves “recklessly damaging property over $250.”

Tesla choosing aesthetic over function?

No, the Envision is their compact CUV

I appreciate people who say they are Dave Chappelle fans the same way I appreciate people who display the Confederate flag - thank you for letting me know you are someone to be avoided. 

I like it. Less sun needlessly baking asphalt.

In the US, many people will say these kinds of jobs don’t warrant a living wage because they are for “high school and college students”.

I like my pizza like I like my women, nowhere near my genitals. 

We hosted Thanksgiving last year and are doing it again this year.

Fresh all the way. My sister makes it every year and it’s delicious at dinner and even better with leftovers or on top of vanilla ice cream for dessert.

I wouldn’t want anything bigger than a VW Tiguan. 

My current vehicle, a VW Taos.

Neutral - giving out candy to trick or treaters via a candy slide I rigged up a few years ago. I had a 12" wide board that is 8' long, so I set up my Little Giant ladder, added some c-clamps to one end and have the kids try to catch the candy in their bag as it slides to them. The little ones get a kick out of it and…

Someone’s on a power trip. 

I’m quite proud of myself for not opening the bag of Sour Patch Kids I bought to give out tonight. 

I recognized that picture of Clinton Square in downtown Syracuse immediately. 

metal keys?

Put whatever sound they want in speakers on the driver's headrest so no one else has to hear it. 

obvious answer is to combine the six Miatas to form MechaMiata.

2nd - a form letter stating a change was done and why doesn’t seem like a huge issue to me. An in-vehicle notification may not be seen by the vehicle owner in a multi-driver household. 

The stiff ticket penalty makes speeding un-fjord-able.