Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

The Homer is not The Homer without the sprinkles.

I do overnight oats on weekdays - 1/3 cup steel cut oats, 1/2 cup FairLife milk - and switch up the add-ins - a banana and some almond butter, frozen berries and a little agave syrup, etc and a latte. Weekends I’ll sometimes do the oats, have cereal or maybe make waffles. 

1. You cannot out run or out bike a bear.

I prefer to use colored sugars instead. I think it’s a more attractive decorating method for color and impact. 

How much will it cost to drive the BMW with the big fart painted on the side?

I do that with the ones we have at work. The default 100% is way too strong. 

So the question is, do I follow these bizarre teachings just so I can pass my test and get released into the world

I read you should disable the folding side mirrors and put your wipers in the service position in winter.

Charcoal briquettes or wood for burning will be easier to find that than the coal you suggested, at least for people who don’t work the mines. 

Can you throw a rotisserie in there? Maybe make the frunk a smoke pit?

To me, “bad weather” is a fairly broad spectrum of conditions. Bad weather for me can be anything from 95f to pouring rain to 0F to snowing with decent accumulation.

Fun bit of trivia: -40 C = -40 F

One of the things I’ve read is that you need to be more mindful of snow and ice build-up in the wheel wells, especially the front, because there’s no engine heat. Also that snow and ice build-up on the windows can happen more frequently if you’re relying on heated seats and steering wheels. It sounds like it’s all…

I feel the same about the exterior of the Civic. 

My sister in law, who is a Disney fanatic, swears that you should plan your trip to the Magic Kingdom for Tuesdays if you’re doing a multi-day trip to hit all the parks. Statistically, it’s the least attended day of the week. 

Suggested name: ID Bro

The short-lived TV show ‘Stumptown” - the troubled PI Dex Parios, an Army Vet who doesn’t always make the best decisions, drives a 1991 Ford Mustang GT

I think oat milk tastes better, especially in a latte. It has a really creamy texture I don’t find with soy milk. 

Animal Treasures: Shortbread cookies dipped in fudge, replaced by Thanks-A-Lot