Agreed. I’ve done the math for myself and there isn’t an EV on the market that comes close to the cost of paying for and operating my SportWagen. 

Yup, Mitchell and Webb. 

Tesla fanboys:

I’m disappointed. I was hoping this would be about a cheese made from corn. 

Bring out the (E-)GMP!

Where are the adults?

Do you really want to drive in the snow/rain/shitty weather?

yes, too late to edit

My red hot take - there will always be issues with a mix of self-driving cars and human drivers in the road. It's unavoidable, people are too unpredictable.

Just being optimistic. Last year wasn’t good weather. 

By mentioning Christmas, this letter could be read as “hello, fellow Christians,”

Last year I made a candy slide. I'm going to do that again this year. Halloween is on a Sunday, so we might get more kids.

I’m sticking with full sized bags of Sour Patch Kids.

I’m not anti-color, but I think this looks like someone said “Color, but not too colorful. A green that’s almost grey, like a hospital green. Picture an avocado about to turn.”

That color is really off-putting. Maybe it would look better as a metallic. 

Picking a processed food item for an anti-vegan rant is a pretty stupid soapbox to stand on. 

If you love the look of marble but not the practicality, consider doing a marble tile backsplash with a coordinating engineered stone/quartz counter. 

I’ve got an idea - Sour Patch Pez.

The Apple Car will revolutionize the automotive industry with features that have existed in other vehicles for years.