I am not a religious person and I respect however people want to practice until they try and push it on me, but Lent is one that really cracks me up. “To honor the struggles and sacrifices of Jesus, I’m not going to drink Diet Coke for a few weeks.”

A peanut-based Spam product called Spappy. Or Skam.

he lied and told everyone (including me) that he was “allergic” to cocoa.

I like the Jax interior more than the Ace’s.

I assume it comes with a year’s supply of Ed Hardy in the trunk.

With LED technology being the modern standard, I’d really like to see amber turn signals make a comeback. It could be done while keeping the mostly red default taillight look.

$25,000 sounds great.

I like to mix mini dark chocolate chips and bigger chopped chunks of semi-sweet milk chocolate when I make chocolate chip cookies.

I like big butts, but not like that. 

Heavily processed foods are generally not healthy, whether they are vegan or not. 

I was running a volleyball league and would contact players for subs. This guy was a pain in the ass, such a stupid thing to fixate on.

If there is an interest, why not? We have formal education to teach all kinds of subjects, why not how to exercise? 

You could switch your display to switch to black and white mode while texting with them.

This is the strategy I used to by my Sportwagen. I bought a 2018 that was still on the lot in April of 2019.

I have someone I neither call nor text, because they are a devoted iPhone user who was constantly bitching about how much they hated my green text bubble on their phone and getting harassed with “why can’t you just have an iPhone? like a normal person?”.

Exactly. A vehicle should be judged based on what it’s trying to be, not what cars that cost twice as much are.

A murphy bed that is hinged along the length of the bed may be a good option for you. When it’s not in use, it would give you a lot of free floor space.

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