If you made them into soup, it could be a Bisque Limpet. 

moronic gargantuan SUVs that nobody needs

Maybe the thought was if you’re going to get rid of about half of the steering wheel, it’s probably good to redesign controls to keep your hands on what’s left.

I just think the 3 is ugly from the B pillar back.

I like to imagine the CX-30 greenhouse on the 3 hatchback. 

My sister did something similar, but using a lighted birch tree similar to this:

I’d go plaid before Harlequin:

If I understand this correctly, hedge fund investors were trying to profit off the buying and selling of stock of a company teetering on failure. Other investors saw the hedge fund move as an opportunity to make profit, and now the hedge fund investors are crying “No Fair!” because their shady tactics backfired?

Bargain store wrapping paper is good for this - it’s cheap and usually big enough you don’t need to tape a bunch of pieces together. 

I see a surprised goldfish

That’s okay. I cannot imagine myself ever owning a BMW anyway. 

I don’t follow too closely, I yield right of way, I use my turn signal to let other people know when I am going to be turning and changing lanes before I am actually doing it and expect no one else is going to be doing any of that.

The Nancy Wilson guitar riff doesn’t really work with “Marlin”, though. 

It’s not extreme unless it rocks the mic like a vandal.

A grilled cheese donut doesn’t appeal to me.

If Saturn comes back, I demand that all of the models be named for the planet’s moons. The sporty Saturn Iapetus, the spacious Saturn Tethys, etc.

Adding potato chips to a tuna sandwich is the only way I can stomach it.

It’s the guy who hosts The Bachelor driving away with an eliminated contestant. 

The only thing I’ve thought of when it comes to EVs being charged outside is that some jerk might think it would be funny to unplug your car. Probably not a current issue in the driveway of a home, but as they become more common I can see it happening in apartment parking lots or garages. 

Great suggestions.