How the HELL did he survive that?? That looks like his damned intestines flying out of the car!

I could really have done without seeing this today.

Ya know, the non-parkinson's cam view was right there on the side links.

What is this, a racetrack for ants?!?

I'd want a guarantee on that one. I don't want any goons coming after me after the end of existence.

You should have that engraved on a plaque or something.

His prank videos are even more impressive:

Watch the ones where he nails shots into impossibly distant windows. And his Touchdown celebrations....

This was also considered acceptable well into the 80s, I spent many hours riding in the back of the family wagon, no seatbelts, hell no seat (the rear seat took up valuable underfloor cargo space, my father always ordered his wagons without the 3rd row)

So which brings more stadium money: winning and reaping a higher percentage, or continuing to lose and driving up alcohol tax revenue?

For the kids who don't know who Gallagher is

Honestly? It's probably damn difficult to uniformly flag 13 vins across the myriads and myriads of systems that operate each individual department. You're kind of treating this like old Sal down in the mail room pulled down the recall folder and hand wrote some recalls maliciously. That isn't how it is.

If you can't Dodge it, Ram it.

This is actually false. In reality, these stones are achieved by inserting a lump of coal in my ass. Two weeks later, I shit it out and it forms these smooth, unique formations.

amazing how the concept above became this:

I have this one on my wagon.

It's like a menu.