During WWII, our grandpa served on the Army. They trained and were equipped to go fight in Africa. They deployed from the Presidio of San Francisco and were underway to Africa when new orders came through. So they ended up landing on Attu (Alaska), equipped with largely desert gear. Grandpa survived but never liked…

I wasn’t thinking about anything prurient, but I agree with your sentiment. He can go out and get a cheap-as-hell late 80s Kawasaki KZ550 and get his feet wet. I don’t understand the hesitation, here.

Wait, what on earth are you waiting for?

Our offer to purchase Skoda stands. We can pay in stickers!

I believe this is the pic you were lookin for

It’s still more efficient at 94 mph than most other cars also traveling 94 mph.

Punishment enough to get out of the grey?

Ouch. Enjoy your time in the sun.

I got nothing. So here, have a stupid meme.

I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?

I say mandatory buy back at original sticker price for every vw tdi, the max fine and all the cars crushed.

I own a prius and don’t understand why people think low gas prices is a bad thing. I pay practically nothing for gas right now, that’s a lot better than pretty much anything else.

My parents bought a second one because it’s the cheapest car to maintain that they’ve ever had, and it gets fantastic gas mileage. I use it all the time, we all could care less how it looks. The first one was on its second set of tires at 130k and had no unusual maintenance other than a couple of headlights bulbs. The…

1st Gear: Prius sales may be down compared to last year, but they’re still gonna sell at least 170,000 of them in the USA alone this year. That’s a higher level of sales than what they sold in 2011 and all the years prior. And that’s not bad for a model in its last year of the current generation. You just watch when…

I'm reading these numbers as "gallons per hour"

You just know that he beat on it.

Surfs a flaming Suburban into a lake. Leaps from the blazing inferno... and holds his nose like a little girl before he hits the water.

That is, as long as you have all the right trailer attachments.