Props to Silver. This is a really tough spot for a brand new commissioner and for him to come down with the ban is huge.

...Well knock me over with a feather. I can safely say that I did not see that coming.

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

Thank you for both of those.

This is the most 80s picture I've ever seen.

This photo is so 80's. Look at those pink neon lights.

Please investigate how he's the only licensed helicopter acrobatic that would make this much more interesting. I looked but the internets are failing me.

Looks like there's something wrong with her underpants.

I believe the parlance here is "they're stuffed"

I had a similar question. What was their perspective at the time. Did they KNOW?

That just makes me smile.

Well, since I'm late to the party...I guess that everything else has been chosen. All that's left is this:

Yes, because wtf/why not.

Mind.Blown.

GOD NO MORE FUCKING ARTICLES ABOUT PORSCHES PLEASEEEE

Oh cool, a 911 Safari.

Don't you mean...

a graph for the TL;DR type

Wow, does the sloth have Skrillex hair?

So you can drop the bass, but can't tuna fish?