i know this is jalopnik but still... that porsche is never going to say "i love you dad" as he runs to greet you at the door on Friday afternoon. It doesn't get much better than that.

Stay in your car unless your are in imminent danger (i.e. your car is submerged, on fire, or in some way very nearing calamity) and stay put until you can drive away safely, someone of reasonable competence rescues you or you have a plan that is 100% guaranteed to improve your conditions in a reasonably short amount…

i've read and re-read your comment about 10 times and still not sure I'm reading it right

I was with you until the prius part. we own one (2011) - not everyone should - but i've never had a problem going up a hill and have been pulled over for 85 in a 65 without realizing i was traveling that fast. you should try it sometime - there are cars more worthy of your sour grapes.

Do you remember this Geo Storm commercial from wayback?

it's been mentioned at least twice in the comments but nobody has picked up on it yet b/c nobody has posted this

let me guess, you were born before 1979

why is this way down at the bottom?

In a few years you'll be able to update this article http://jalopnik.com/the-worst-conc…

That glass canopy is going to wreak havoc on climate control energy needs. In the summer the last thing you want is a greenhouse if you want to be cool and it's sunny (which is most of the time). In the winter, the last thing you want is a greenhouse if you want to be warm and it's not sunny (which is most of the…

Jesus take the crossWheel

transit planner here. This thing won't revolutionize mass transit anymore than the monorail did in the 20th century.

Those steps. One does not simply climb 3 feet off the ground.

Here's another pic from their website with a bunch of models about to load their luggage into the front of a VW New Beetle.

Wrong color

Slow clap for calling Idiocracy. Superb

I CAME HERE TO TELL EVERYONE THAT I SAW A COUNTACH IN THE WILD OVER THE WEEKEND AND I GIVE ZERO FUCKS ABOUT CAPSLOCK.

What I meant to say is that young people who are terrible drivers and don't have money for oil changes buy scions. I didn't think about the infotainment aspect, nor the potential that scion might be a substandard product because of (or in spite of) their target market.

think about the target market for each of those categories, then think about the driving and maintaining habits of each.

"the one that got away"