You’ve changed.

Prediction: In three years, there will be an three-hour special sometime in May on NFL Network revealing the officiating rosters for the new season. And we’ll be able to actually hear the bubble burst.

LOL...the NBA execs must be shitting themselves with the idea of a OKC-Toronto finals.

Goodell: [shakes Tunsil’s hand] Pretty exciting night for you so far, huh?

Prolly just me, but I’ve always thought Tirico is just boring as shit. He’s not bad enough to hate on like Chris Berman or Joe Morgan, he’s just a mediocre voice. His “championship calls” lack any charisma whatsoever. There’s no “Do you believe in miracles?” or “I don’t believe what I just saw” in his highlight reel,…

In Russia ball deflates you!

You are only allowed to respond in the form of a meme.

We’ll see how good Zatkoff is in the later rounds. The Rangers are a terrible puck possession team that (like every damn year) are carried on Lundqvist’s back through the season and playoffs. Without him, they don’t even sniff the playoffs this year, and you can see how their play disintegrated after his own numbers…

At least this is the actual reason the founders put in the second amendment.

Bang.

I honestly think the whole ‘hormone’ portion of his answer was him saying, as delicately as he could muster in a non-native language, “I bet it sucks to have to play tennis while on your period.” Which is probably true.

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

“No, no, no, no. Lemme show you how that’s done.”

Fuck. Just, fuck. God dammit. This guy captures brilliantly why Trump is the likely Republican nominee.

Red Sox players do something similar, except instead of exercise balls, they use Pablo Sandoval.

of course Marc-Andre Fleury would consider this tactic silly; when he needs a stoppage in play, he usually just allows a soft goal.

He was pretty clearly concussed.

-Dennis Wideman

What an inspiring, well-written, uplifting piece for Caps fans. It must be mid-late February.

Which is why Bloomberg is getting ready to enter the race as an independent.