You are only allowed to respond in the form of a meme.

We’ll see how good Zatkoff is in the later rounds. The Rangers are a terrible puck possession team that (like every damn year) are carried on Lundqvist’s back through the season and playoffs. Without him, they don’t even sniff the playoffs this year, and you can see how their play disintegrated after his own numbers…

At least this is the actual reason the founders put in the second amendment.

Bang.

I honestly think the whole ‘hormone’ portion of his answer was him saying, as delicately as he could muster in a non-native language, “I bet it sucks to have to play tennis while on your period.” Which is probably true.

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

“No, no, no, no. Lemme show you how that’s done.”

Fuck. Just, fuck. God dammit. This guy captures brilliantly why Trump is the likely Republican nominee.

Red Sox players do something similar, except instead of exercise balls, they use Pablo Sandoval.

of course Marc-Andre Fleury would consider this tactic silly; when he needs a stoppage in play, he usually just allows a soft goal.

He was pretty clearly concussed.

-Dennis Wideman

What an inspiring, well-written, uplifting piece for Caps fans. It must be mid-late February.

Which is why Bloomberg is getting ready to enter the race as an independent.

Don’t make this shit about race. Literally any quarterback would be getting grief for this. It doesn’t matter what happens if that fumble goes the other way and he should have at least made an effort for the ball.

How long before we see Cam in one of those "it's not how many times you get knocked down"-type commercials? A week?

BARACK OBAMA IS TRYING TO TURN THE SUPER BOWL INTO THE REST OF THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAMES. HES TRYING TO TURN THE SUPER BOWL INTO THE PGA CHAMPIONSHIP. THIS IS THE UNITED STATES OF NFL NOT SOME LILLY WHITE SOCCER PLAYING FAIRY LAND.

As long as it’s within the first 5 yards, it’s legal...?

“Harris, I want you to get out there and suck the shit out of 87’s dick. He’ll never have a chance to get off the line!”

So in Texas we can carry a fucking gun in public but not play in a $5 head to head fantasy game.