I was in Atlanta on business and took MARTA instead of renting a car. I had the worst head cold of my life and could not smell anything. I was coughing up a storm. About 5 minutes in to my ride I noticed people were staring at me strange, almost with fear. This went on for about two stops until a nice Asian lady came…

I own a 2004 Buell XB12S. One day I decided it looked a lot better with the passenger foot peg brackets removed. The very next day I was at a friends house where I met one of his wife’s gorgeous friends. You can probably guess where this is going now. She is sitting on the bike and I’m in front holding the bike…

$400 in deductibles so far. If I were a normal person, I’d probably wait longer in between issues so I didn’t have to spend so much in deductibles. But I am not a normal person.

I dunno, maybe a Millenium?

Loots like a Pacer

Didn’t I see somewhere that the EPA had tested the new ones and saw that during normal driving, the amount of AdBlue being injected into the exhaust was lower than it was during testing? i.e. the “test mode” workaround being used to alter the AdBlue distribution instead of the output of the engine.

I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?

A masterpiece. Absolutely brilliant. They should air this as a trailer for Jalopnik Film Festival.

They’re two, they’re four, they’re six, they’re eight

“ Counting the Sentra, there was over $500,000 worth of cars involved.”

So much better than a Tundra.

What do I win?

Offer people on the highway grey poupon.

I’m so hoping that wasn’t me...

Pick up a hitchhiker. Drive through a storm. Drive it with a helmet. Try to park it in a motorcycle only parking space. Do a stoppie. Shave your head bald then wear a toupe and let it fly off. Lane-split.

Take your embarrassed girlfriend out and find some curves to destroy. Then take it to your local bike night or cars n coffee or whatever you have where you are, and watch people oogle over your new toy.

OR

IndyCar today is suffering from sins made a decade ago which is a shame as the racing for the past couple of years has been superb.