How about a Mitsubishi Lancer? You can get it in a manual with All-Wheel-Control. Spend some of the money you save tuning it for more go.

What will Shaq drive now?!?!

Here is my attempt at making the ugliest elio ever!

Infiniti 32,800

Like this, you mean?

I think it is hardware porn.

I like these with the vinyl top. It is one of the few cars that looks better with the vinyl. Also, the vinyl allows you to hear tones that can never be duplicated by modern technology!

Now that’s Imprez-ive!

Your neighbors must LOVE you!

But you know that dealerships will use it as yet another excuse why your trade-in isn’t worth squat. When I went to trade in my Suzuki Equator, which was just a re-badged Nissan Frontier, I had 3 dealerships offer me about a third of the KBB trade-in value because the brand was “discontinued”. Finally, brought in a…

So what’s the prediction for a Scottsdale auction money to charity selling price? $100k?

This whole article is filled with a little too much insider information. Where were you this morning, Torch-in-sky?

A little too IONIQ. Yeah, I really do think. It’s like rain on your wedding day, or a free ride when you’re already there...

That must be his “Monday to Friday” bike!

Sucks to be the guy in this seat! This is for the guy that wormed his way into the car pool and you really didn’t want to pick him up anyway.

This is in case they need to pull the driver from the car. It is much easier to just get out the top half.

How much have you spent on the deductibles so far? $50 each time you bring it in? I guess it is a small price to pay for another chapter in the saga!

Let’s turn it up to 11!